circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
black-frostbite: shubbabang: I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in And then someone or something that isn’t yours gets in that space and you just Holy fuck finally someone who understands
earthnation: are you sure you’re sassy are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit
She used to call me asshole, now she drop that ass low.
zooeyclairedeschanel: “you look tired” is the less rude version of “wow did you even try today”
sheskachan: eleanorjanestyle: i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday of last week
fudgersandlovers: peppy-mocha: nigforaday: I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with EXCUSE YOU WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER EVER
laugh-addict: that one person that everyone loves but you dont and you just
cnnbreaking: *gets A on test* .02% rise on grade *gets C on test*
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
foreverstuckinsadness: wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr. Exactly^
windowsvriska: do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
iamthefinnternet: things I hate: - toe shoes - when someone scrapes their teeth against a fork - people who use the word “hubby” - artificial banana flavor
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know
The obvious sexual tension between you and someone else in a class room, most awkward shit ever lol.