| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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| period: | How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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| period: | Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny.
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| period: | Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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| period: | Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny...
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| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snikers.
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| period: | Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners.
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| period: | You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u?
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| period: | Yell at a puppy or two.
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| period: | Close eyes and repeat tomorrow. |